First forum game! Wish corrupter!

Title says it all really.

Corrupt the wish of the person above.

I wish everyone had a pretty pink unicorn that ate magic and drank rainbows.

Unfortunatly, the pretty pink unicorns ate all the magic and drank all the rainbows in under ten seconds, and died out.

I wish I could wish for somethign worth wishing for right now.

Forget this, Wolfji beat me to it.

It is another coke. The acid eats your teeth.

I wish I had more initiative to finish my mech model.

JBman, you need to corrupt wolfji's wish before you can make your own.

Granted, but the initive also sapped your crativity, and it came out terribly.

I wish I had my teeth back.

You got your teeth back but then decided to eat four three thousand pounds of candy.

I wish I had more Cuban pizza.

Granted, it came from Cuba, but it's just Dominos.

I wish I had Dominos pizza.....

Your Dominos Pizza arrived but it was too hot and you got third degree burns on your hands.

I wish I had a duck.

It is a demon-duck that eats your nose. Have fun at the plastic surgeon's!

I wish I had a squid.

Granted, but it was a flying squid, and was soon captured and dissected by the goverment.

I wish for world peace.

The world that becomes peaceful is mars.

I wish I could build a giant robot.

It sits on your house.

I wish for a sports car.

Your car spins out of control and crashes into a gasoline tanker.

I wish I had my nose back.

Too bad your nose grew back on your back.

I wish Fidel Castro was dead!

Granted, he died. then someone worse came to power.

I wish I had something to wish for.

You thought of a wish and then forgot it afterwords.

I wish for another less evil duck

It is a hippie duck. It never bathes, and your house smells of patchouli. Until your evil duck eats it.


I wish I could have my old sports car replaced by one with traction control (so I don't crash again).

To bad your Sports Car left to go to the Olympics.

I wish I could have more Pizza that isn't bad.

Your pizza arrives. Apparently, you put poison sauce on it instead of hoisin sauce.

I wish a had Spore.

Granted, but as most of us know from experience, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I wish spore was all it was cracked up to be.

Spore becomes all it is cracked up to be. Until the game literally cracks.

I wish I could make a smerky comment.

You do, and then Osaka smacks you for it.

I wishy-washy-wishy-fishy-dish.

Oh where? Oh where did that fish go?

I wish my cheek would stop hurting

No your derriere hurts.

I wish for a lamp with a genie in it.

Granted, but it's a mean and very literal genie. you're every wish shall torment you.

I wish for a large airplane to air drop food over somewhere important.