First forum game! Wish corrupter!

You airplane drops the food but it also drops your safety rations and right as you have to make an emergency landing in an empty mountain range.

I wish I could make another smerky comment without Osaka getting mad

Granted, but everyone else gets mad at you.

I wish I knew how to live off the land.

You learn to live off the land but you eat a bad root and get diarrhea.

I wish everyone wasn't mad at me anymore

Granted, now we're just ignoring you.

I wish someone would come and save me.

Congrats your saved by poachers who want you to kill an endangered animal before they save you.

Does my wish matter if I'm being ignored? I wish it would

But then it becomes negated entirely, don't ask how.

I wish y'all wouldn't be at school so I could RP with you guys.

Granted, but there aren't really any RPs yet on this site.

I wish I had a super cool idea for an rp.

It's so cool, it's a ninja pirate robot zombie idea and is thus lame.


I wish I were willing to invest the time to GM again.

Your wish is granted, but no one looks at your forum.

I wish My nose would move off of my back

Granted. It moves onto your rear.

I wish people would look at my forum.

People look at your forum, than their computer crashes. Apparently there was a virus on your forum. An angry mob assembles outside of your living quarters.

I wish I was good at GMing

You're too good, and ban everybody.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner

Good for you, you are quickly consumed by a NewYorker

I wish I could make a website as well as ButterflyChain

Yes, but your content is lame.

I wish my angry mob would go away.

They do but you are attacked by Frankenstein.

I wish I could find a Dalek

You do, they kill you.

I wish for more wishes

You waste all of them continuing to wish for more wishes.

I wish I had some Cybermen to combat wolfgem's Daleks.

From the alternate dimension I was sent to (instead of being killed completely) I send forth some cybermen to capture and assimilate the human race.

I wish I was living

I wish that this wish does not go wrong.

It goes perfectly. You get nothing at all.

I wish my wish would go horribly wrong.

It goes so wrong that you dont notice it and it was just you getting a paper-cut.

I wish the person above me knew to make a wish.

Granted, but he doesn't post it. ;P

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

You don't, because downtown was nuked.


I wish someone would please make a serious comment on either my art thread or my story thread.

Well, that someone was me, so it wasn't a very good serious comment.

I wish I was good as either an artist, or could make a good roleplay.