King of the Hill!

So the goal is to occupy the top of the hill. Others will try to steal the hill, so defend it well. The hill cannot be destroyed, moved, or put over 0. Weapons of mass destruction have a nasty tendency to not work around the hill.

You can be as creative as you like, but please, no repeat strategies. That makes it lame for everyone.

I begin by *gasp* walking up the hill

I push you off the hill and set up landmines around me.

I sprout wings, fly up the hill, and eat you

I throw a rock at my planted landmines and the resulting blast catapults you off of the hill.

Mustve been a damn big rock or some incredibly sensitive landmines.

I invade with gerbil commandos armed with serrated kitchen knives

I grow a giant carrot (smerky comment not intended) in order to lead the gerbils with knives off of the hill.

Gerbils hate carrots, they slice it up and shove it down your throat very violently. You are made so fat that you cannot move. I retake the hill and roll you down it

Ok, now I'm fed up. It's time for biological warfare. I infect your gerbils with a disease that only I have the antidote for. They quickly join me in order to get the antidote. They roll me up the hill and they throw you off of the hill.

I tunnel underneath the hill and burst up from the top in my mining machine.

I use telekinesis to put your mining machine in reverse, sending you sliding down the hill

During the confusion I walk up the hill and set up a lemonade stand.

I pour iocane powder in your lemonade, and then ask you to take a drink.

(What you're NOT smelling...)

I decide to raise the price by 10 cents due to extra ingrediants.

I mix koolade into you lemonade when your not looking. Ha ha ha now your lemonade stand is a koolade stand.

I build a condo on top of the hill. I still don't buy the stuff,, because the iocane powder makes it lethal in seconds.

I hand you an eviction notice and sell the condo to ButterflyChain. Anyone want to mess with the mod and site creator (Osaka/ButterflyChain)for her condo? Oh, and I make myself landlord

I prove your eviction notice is forged and force you both out for trespassing.

I shoot you in the face with a cannon at point blank range. My hill

With my money from my invention Koolemons, I build a bigger hill next to the origanal one then name it Koolemons Land and join the UN for protection.

I plant drugs in your house and call the Police on you. Then I forge your signature and take out a high interest loan in your name, because you are in jail on a high bond fee you cannot pay off the loan and the house goes up for sale. I buy the house, burn it down and collect the insurance money. I then build a maximum security house with the extra money I got.

I dig out and build a subterranean tower. Then I raise it up underneath the house. As I do that, it falls off the the top of my tower, where it falls down and splinters into pieces. Then I report your unreported income to the IRS, so they put you in Leavenworth.

I escape with the help of my Gerbils and together we find a the third biggest hill next to the first two and set up a carrot stand.

I send messengers to the largest hill for an alliance request so that together we can conquer the smallesty hill.

I accept the request on the terms that I can have free Coolaid (even if it still is toxic

My army of gerbils is at your command