King of the Hill!

The combined army of Gerbils and Koolaid mans attack!

the Koolaid mans burst through the walls of the building screaming "Oh Yeah!"

Sadly most Koolaid mans are lost to freindly fire as the gerbils got thirsty.

Oh no that coolaid had iocane powder in it my Gerbils are dying but, they make one last attempt to hurl a giant carrot at the top of the hill destroying the base. Then by my gerbils last breath they carry my bloated body to the top of the hill just as they die.

I stab you with a fork in the eyes. And then pepper spray the wounds. While you roll around in blistering pain, I tie you up and have you shipped to Cambodia

I lose weight and then return from Camobodia on a giant slingshot. Now you shall face the wrath of my new cambodian friends

I come in and set up a stand that reads 'Merc For Hire' on it.

I wear an invisible suit and repaint your sign to say "Lemonade 25 cents" then send a troop of girlscouts to drag you down the hill

I stab the girlscouts with my swords and run back up the hill and upgrade my stand to a building. I then pay for a bouncer named Chuck Norris to man the entrance with a sign saying NO GIRLSCOUTS above it.A giant neon sign on top that says MERC FOR HIRE

Fortunately, I paid my bodyguard who is not only named Chuck Norris, but who is the REAL Chuck Norris, to kill your bodyguard and pretend to be him. He breaks into your base and kills your dudes. And roundhouse kicks you into the MERC sign, which he then throws down the hill like a twig

The body guard gets up and revals hat he IS chuck norris. He snaps he imposter in half then throws his two parts down the hill hitting you in your cloak down the hill. I make my building larger with snipers at post around my tower which is filled with guards with me at the very top surrounded by the greatest security system known to man that includes the pipes and vents.

I use a very large slingshot to lob laughing gas into your base, and come in, tie everyone up, ad kick them out

I use Goku's spirit bomb to blow up the hill. I than climb up the next bigget hill and build a big fighting robot

The hill is indestructible, and your spirit bomb bounces back and destroys you into atoms. The hill is mine.

I.... Hmmm, lemme see...

I ban you all and therefore the hill is left unclaimed until I claim it!

Muahahahaha!

-_- I make a new account and take the hill.

I make a new account from a NEW IP ADDRESS, and drop a new hill on top of the hill.

Your hill breaks as THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! And i take the one

I distract everyone and make them cry with my horrible art. I then take the hill while they are crying.

My tears are so great in number that they flood the world and drown everybody but me. When the water drains away, I take the now sodden hill.

Well, I turn into a shark and... oh wait, the water drained away... I get some land breathing gear and eat you for changing your name again.

I fly away using my paper wings.

I take out my water gun and get your wings wet.

And then I start an RP, so nobody's trying to take the hill anymore.

Using my Marvel RP character I splatter your head open with my mind. I now take the hill and erect a hundred foot tall ice/snow fort on the top.